Matt Gaetz Admits It — MAGA Men Hate Educated Women

And by educated, he means post-prom

Rep. Matt Gaetz, Caricature by DonkeyHotey, Flickr, Creative Commons, Attribution 2.0 Generic (CC BY 2.0)

Some people are smart enough not to say the quiet part out loud.

But then again, some people are also smart enough to know that you really shouldn’t have sex with underage girls once you’re an adult.

And in neither case would one of those people be Congressman Matt Gaetz.

(Ahem) Allegedly.

The human bobblehead from the Florida Panhandle — a guy who allegedly thinks Venmo is a smart way to pay for sex — is one of those guys who’s been failing up his entire life.

And through all of his mediocrity, from drunken college boy to drunken driver, to his stint as a politician, he’s been willing to tell us who he was.

This is a guy who created a point system for sexual conquests while he was a member of the Florida statehouse, with maximum points for bedding married female legislators.

Then, in Congress, he voted against a bill to combat human trafficking and showed nudes of women he’d slept with to his colleagues.

Because in the first case, well, proprietary interests, and in the second, because he’s the emotional equivalent of a 15-year-old boy who just got his first tugger.